DJ El Oso and Steve

Another test

2010-08-26T21:50:00.000-04:00

Podcast Test

2010-08-26T21:41:00.000-04:00

This is an audio track? For a podcast. Test?

2010-04-11T18:18:00.001-04:00

This is even nicer, right?

This Is Nice?

2010-04-11T18:08:00.001-04:00

I think this will be nice.

Moving

2008-02-22T17:56:00.001-05:00

I am moving my blog back to my site. I'm also making it private. So, you'll need to register to view it. Goto http://www.bryangarvin.com/wp

Things I've been doing

2007-10-13T15:19:00.001-04:00

Eh. I haven't been doing a whole lot lately. Really. But, out of everything, here are the top 5

Playing Madden '07 on the Wii. I have 3 players that I have created in Hall of Fame mode. Bryan Garvin (a QB for the Browns), Steve Garvin (a FB for the Browns) and Jerome Garvin (a WR for the Buccaneers). I was lucky enough to get drafted by the Brown's with the first two, but not the 3rd. The 3rd is what I've been spending my most time on, in hopes that I can hurry up my two seasons so I can go up for free agency and hopefully get picked up by the Browns.
Google Reader, I get about 300 stories a day. So, when I'm online but not working, that's where I spend most of my time.
Making food with the new griddle that Steph bought me for my birthday.
Watching the Indians in the playoffs.
Wondering why Steph watches Top Model and "How Do I Look (anything on the Style Netowrk, really) even though she says that we can turn the channel because she doesn't like the show. Right...

Yeah. That's my life right now. But, the good thing is on Thursday, we hop on a plane to spend the weekend (extended, yes) with my parents in Florida. Anyone want to Cat sit for us?

Beat This

2007-09-16T13:56:00.001-04:00

What?

Jealous?

2007-08-27T21:21:00.000-04:00

Sometimes... I just don't know.

2007-08-24T07:09:00.000-04:00

I mowed the lawn.

Not because I wanted to. Not because I didn't have some kid to push it onto and no one else would. It was because I felt this... weird sensation that it NEEDED to be done and I was the man for the job. And then, while doing it, it was like... I was meant to mow the grass. Like it was my civil duty to maintain the length of my lawn. When I was done, I wanted to raise my hand and bask in the glory and pride that yes - I did just mow the lawn.

Be honest... is this the kiss of death?

: (

We're parents again

2007-08-05T19:06:00.000-04:00

We're still finalizing names, but here are the two new members of the Garvin family:

My Flickr Account

2007-07-31T12:07:00.001-04:00

I'm making my flickr account totally private for 95% of my pictures. It appears that regardless of what permission some have been set to (friends/family), I am getting backlash. So, instead of constantly running through "the problem" i'm just going to eliminate it from ever happening again.

Fixing the bed

2007-07-28T09:16:00.000-04:00

So, I had my first chance to be "handy." Reason being - I had to fix the bed frame. During the moving process, it appears that parts of the frame got broken. So, what I would have had to do was either repair the bed or buy a new one. I chose the first option. After looking at it, basically what happened was one of the reinforcements, which was a long strip of wood that connected both legs together in the headboard, had been ripped away from the bed, no longer holding the one leg in place, while the part that connected the same leg to the front of the frame had also been cracked. So, Steph and I went to Home Depot and got some shims and some nails.

The first picture shows the crack, in the piece of wood, and how I reinforced it with the shim:

Here is the finished product, after I did the same to the long strip:

See... I can be handy, handsy, and, for all intents and purposes, fucking sweet. All though, my hammer-swinging needs a bit of improving. I don't think its a stamina problem. Mostly, its my accuracy. It'll come in due time.

That's right - you're elderly.

2007-07-26T09:26:00.001-04:00

We're not ready for this... right?

2007-07-26T09:23:00.001-04:00

Hales Farm & Village at Night

2007-07-26T09:22:00.001-04:00

Wait...

2007-07-26T09:19:00.001-04:00

I'm still here, of course. I suppose what I should probably do is explain what has happened in the last few weeks.

Uh...

We moved. Before that we prepared to move. But, the only thing that really happened is that we moved. To this place:

Its our first house. Possibly our last house. You never know. But, it has 3 bedrooms, one being used as the office, and the other being used as a bit of a library. The basement is half finished. The finished half has the TV, Wii and Couch. The other half has the laundry stuff and a work bench. I hear those are for making stuff.

The "living room" is currently filled with boxes, hence why we are down in the basement. All though, with the lack of A/C, its really not that bad to be down there. And the wifi seems to work through the floor, so no beef here.

The garage has room for a car, and all of our camping/fishing/party stuff. It too has a work bench, which should come in handy when... i... become handy?

And the backyard is a nice size. Steve likes it. And, it has an awesome stone grill built in. We've used it probably 6 out of 7 days a week. Depending on if Steph wants to cook or its Pizza Night.

Anyways, this is what I've been up to. I have been working a lot out of the office as of late, which I don't really like. Neither does Steve. But, I'm trying to cut it to half days. I can do most of my work here anyways.

Bleh. It is 9:20am, and I'm sure my phone will be ringing any minute now to find out if I am coming in. I suppose I should put some pants on.

A movie

2007-07-07T15:23:00.000-04:00

So, in November of 2005, I created a short slideshow called "The Movie." It was 13 photos I took with my camera phone to tell the story of myself eating a delicious sandwich in the old apartment.

I want to put together another movie, maybe more photos involved, but I need a topic and a bit of inspiration.

Here is the first "episode." (Make sure to click the big I in the middle of the photo to read the captions. It was a silent movie.

Anyone Virb?

2007-07-03T23:33:00.000-04:00

http://virb.com/ - Just wondering if anyone has set up an account here (or wants to - as I have invites). Its like myspace, but web designer friendly. And not filled with viruses or the constant emo poetry about being in high school and hating your life because you don't have a job and live with your parents in the good part of town.

Its July!

2007-07-01T10:31:00.000-04:00

I bought Madden '07 for the Wii. I'm a bit obsessed now. I created a running back, got drafted by the Jaguars, and they didn't play me. I was thinking it was mostly because I sucked it up in the workouts, etc. So, I scrapped that guy and created a quarterback. I did better, but not great. Next thing I know, Cleveland drafted me. And, I must have done better then average, because I am the starter over Charlie Frye. Shows how much the game thinks of him. But we're doing pretty well, so I've been playing that.

Not much else going on.

If...

2007-06-20T08:33:00.001-04:00

The Power Plant

2007-06-19T22:41:00.000-04:00

I suppose it is rather pretty in some lights.

I'm ready for football

2007-06-19T22:40:00.000-04:00

Guess its not just a Cleveland thing.
Even people in Detroit hate Worthlessburger.

My cat's are cuter then Ali and Jenny's

2007-06-14T21:57:00.000-04:00

What? (link)

What I don't want tonight.

2007-06-14T20:48:00.001-04:00

The Cavs to lose tonight : /

Rome is on Fire

2007-06-11T16:06:00.000-04:00

My foot, continued

2007-06-07T19:57:00.000-04:00

Steve looks psycho

2007-06-07T19:56:00.000-04:00

My foot

2007-06-07T09:27:00.000-04:00

I hurt my foot last night.

I had the balcony door open (for some reason. Why, I can't recall now) and Jerome walked out. So, I had to go get her, as Steph was going crazy about it. So, only wearing boxers, I walk out onto the balcony and that's when I feel this sharp pain in my foot. I reach to underneath my foot and there is this splinter jammed into it, maybe an inch or two deep. I pull it out and quickly get Jerome and then run into the bathroom. I knew it was deep enough to bleed a lot. So, I jumped into the tub and started soaking it in water.

For the next hour, it felt like it was constantly going from numb to cramping. I kept moving my toes and trying to walk on it, but it hurt real bad. But, Steph couldn't really see a problem. It looked like it was getting puffy, and it looked like I was going to get a bruise.

Well, bruise it did. I woke up this morning and I can barely walk on it. I looked at it in the mirror and there is this two inch black bruise-like streak running down my foot, starting from the puncture wound. My foot is definitely puffy, but only on that part. Everything else is fine. It doesn't look infected, but I think I'll remain sitting here on the Man's chair with it elevated.

If it doesn't feel or look any better by tomorrow morning, I'll be going to the doctors. But, I can at least move my toes and turn my foot without it feeling like someone was shivving me with the rustiest of nails. And that's more then I could say last night.

I'd take a picture, but I forgot the camera in the car, and I really don't want to walk down 3 flights of stairs to get it. Maybe in the afternoon.

I want to go swimming

2007-06-05T20:14:00.001-04:00

Writing Topics: "A Helpful Person I've Met"

2007-05-31T20:12:00.000-04:00

Today's writing topic is called "A Helpful Person I've Met." So here we go.

We were at The Velvet Dog and I had a beer or two (or three) in me and so I had to go to the bathroom. So, as I walked in to do my business. As I walked over to the sink, I saw this very friendly, non-english speaking Mexican man standing next to the sink leaning against the wall. I shrugged it off, as we were in downtown Cleveland, and well, I had been drinking. But, as I reached down to wash my hands, he quickly reached in front of me and turned the water on, and then squirted soap into my hands. I looked at him strangely, because - that just isn't a normal happening in the mens bathroom in a bar, but it was a "Cleveland" bar, so who knows. So, I washed my hands, and he handed me some hand towels. But, not just one hand towel. Two... which was the exact amount that I needed.

Totally a helpful person. Creepy. But helpful. I thanked him and left. The next time I went in, I saw that he was actually working there and was collecting tips. It was like he appeared out of no where with soap and love. Mmmm.

Writing Topics: A Knock-Knock Joke

2007-05-28T19:45:00.000-04:00

Today's writing topic is a knock knock joke (2nd grade level). Got this from the Skipper:

Me: Knock Knock
Not Me: Who's There?
Me: 911
Not Me: 911 who?
Me: You said you'd never forget.

The Life and Times of Angry Chad, Episode 2

2007-05-28T13:28:00.000-04:00

[The scene opens up inside a coffee shop. There are 2 people talking rather loudly and laughing at whatever jokes are flying back and forth. The camera focuses on their conversation.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Dude, did you hear what Thug Warrior said this week?"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "No, what did he say."

[The longer-haired gentlemen stands up and extends his arms out like he's a big body builder. He drops his voice a few tones lower then his normal voice.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "I WONS TO KNOW WHEN THE HIGH STAKES IS I DONT KNOW BECAUSE THE OFFICAL COMAPNY LINE FOR THE EVENT SAYS UPCOMEING AND UP0COMING COULSD BE ANYTIME IT COULD BE IN TWO MINTUES OR TWO DAYS OR TWO WEEKS AND IF I DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN THE DAMN EVENT IS THEN HOW DO I SUOPOSED TO BEAT MINE OPPONENT?!?"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha! No way he said that."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He totally did man."

[They share another hardy laugh.]

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Man, that's crazy. Didn't he go to WrestlingMidwest.com? Its listed on the home page."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Well... obviously not."

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha, man. Do that impression again. That was awesome!"

[The Longer-haired gentlemen stands back up and bulks out his arms and once again lowers his voice.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "IT COULD BE IN TWO MINTUES OR TWO DAYS OR TWO WEEKS AND IF I DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN THE DAMN EVENT IS THEN HOW DO I SUOPOSED TO BEAT MINE OPPONENT?!?"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha!"

Longer-haired gentlemen - "I KNOW THAT CANT NO BODY STOP THIS THUG WHEN IM GOING THROUGH TOWN SO LISTEN UP ANGRY CHAD I WILL BOOT YOU IN THE HEAD LIKE YOU ARNT NOTHING TO ME BECUAS EYOU AINT NOTHING TO THIS THUG. IM GOING TO KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU, YOU HAVE NO CHANGE IN HELL OF BEATIN ME!!!"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Dude. That was totally Thug Warrior. I could just invision him saying that."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He totally did, man."

[At that point, it gets a bit quiet as they sip their cafe lattes. The longer-haired gentlemen looks around. The sloppily-dressed gentlemen just realizes how unbelievably sloppy he has dressed that day and decides to tuck in his shirt and straighten up a bit.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Oh, by the way. Did you hear what happened to Chad last week?"

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "No, what happened, man?"

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He was in that tournament over in PAW. The one for David Yoder."

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Oh, how'd he do?"

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He lost. First round. Yeah, it totally sucked."

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Man, I don't know about Chad. He just seems so... apathetic."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "You think he's apathetic?"

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Well, I mean..."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "'cause I totally think he's super pissed all of the time."

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Yeah, I guess he is pretty angry."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Yeah, I could totally picture him now, if he were here, listening to this conversation. He'd go..."

[At that point, he jumps up, beefs out his arms again like a body builder and lowers his voice.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "That makes me... ANNGGRRYYYY!!!"

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha, no man. That's not it. Its like this..."

[At that point, the second guy stands up, beefs out his arms and lowers his voice in exactly the same way.]

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "That makes me... ANNGGRRYYYY!!!"

[The longer-haired gentlemen stops and thinks about it for a second.]

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "You know... more ANNGGRRYYYY!!!"

[The longer-haired gentlemen nods and they both sit down again.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Yeah, I guess you're right about that."

[They sip their lattes again as the scene fades.]

Detroit who?

2007-05-28T10:35:00.000-04:00

Writing Topics: How plants grow

2007-05-26T08:26:00.000-04:00

Today's writing topic is "How plants grow." (I ~~built up to~~ started at the first grade level.)

Basically, this is how it works. You plant a seed. Normally, you should plant a seed in dirt. You know, something that has some nutrients, but more importantly, it will let water get to the seed, but still protect the seed from being washed away or being attacked by the harsh nature that is all around it above the ground. Alternatively, you could also plant it in a cup with a crumpled-up wet paper towel. That also works, but then you have to have the same protective force as the ground so that you can keep the cats away from it.

Once the seed has had enough time to drink enough water (science term - germinate), it will then break out of its shell and start to sprout roots and then the shoot tries to find its way up out of the dirt (or cup). The roots will grow and continue to get as much water as it can. It even grows little hairs that can reach in those tiny areas that the larger root can't. That's called team work. The shoot will start to grow leaves. Once those leaves are out of the ground, they no longer need the protection from the sun and other animals, but now depend on them to continue to grow.

Opposite to most competent life, plants breath in Carbon Dioxide (CO2). Meaning, the passing animals will exhale and the plants inhale that to produce oxygen for the animals to then breath in. The sun shines it rays down onto the leaves which, when mixed with the water that is gathered by the roots, allows the plant to continue to produce that oxygen, and in turn creates food for itself, which is a process called Photosynthesis.

And that's how plants grow.

Happy Birthday Jenny

2007-05-25T22:01:00.001-04:00

Match of the Century: Ultimate Warrior vs Phil Collins

2007-05-25T15:49:00.000-04:00

Skip through the first minute or so. Its just stupid commentary from some college-style wrestling radio show.

It's Hot

2007-05-24T21:05:00.001-04:00

Wii Baseball Season 1 (Games 12-13)

2007-05-24T08:39:00.000-04:00

Well, the season is technically over. Even though there isn't like a shiny graphic or anything sweet like an actual title, I got a Wii message in my Wii inbox that told me that I had defeated the Champion. So, the two games I played yesterday was defeating Sakura to win the "Championship" and then playing Sakura again to defend the "Championship."

One of the bad parts of this game is that after you get to a certain level, there isn't any more competition. Its just you vs Sakura over and over again. I think the overall goal is to get 2000 points. But, I haven't actually tried to do that yet. I have played about 20 games with my Garvin-mii and I'm still at 1700. It just goes real slow after you defeat Sakura.

But, here is the latest stat sheet:

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Things to note: Jenny continues to lead in RBIs. However, C. Norris hit 3 HRs in the last 2 games, so he now holds the homerun lead, which really isn't fair to measure, since he had about 15 more at bats then everyone else.

I will probably play a few more games just to bump up my stats a bit more. However, I think for season two, I'm going to delete a bunch of people - or at least figure out how to make it so they don't show up in my games. I think that could be turned off with the "mingle" feature. We'll see. But, it was real annoying to have 2-3 people only playing 1-2 games. I don't know. We'll see.

Steve likes to walk

2007-05-23T21:38:00.001-04:00

Banana Raspberry Jello Shots

2007-05-22T21:55:00.001-04:00

What you need:

1 Cup Boiling Water
1 Packet of Raspberry Jello (preferably sugar-free for us Diabetics)
1 Cup 99 Bananas
13 little plastic shot glasses that they sell at the liquor store

What you do:

Boil the water. Then, add the packet of Jello and stir until it dissolves. Then, add the 99 bananas. Stir a little just for prosperity. Then, pour that mixture into the little plastic shot glasses. You might only need 12, but for some reason, I always seem to need 13, which is ok. 1 more for me when the wife isn't looking. Put in the fridge to chill. Sometimes it only takes 3 hours to get solid. Other times it seems like it takes forever. It just depends on how drunk you are before you decide to make them and if you are in the first quarter or the 3rd quarter of a basketball game.

The last time, I also replaced about half of the water with about 6 ice cubes. I dissolved the mix in the boiling water and then added the cubes, then the alcohol. It only took an hour and a half.

Yeah. Try it. Its delicious. I'm sure strawberry and orange would also be pretty good.

Was it all Lebron's fault?

2007-05-22T21:48:00.000-04:00

No. Do you realize how hypocritical it sounds when you talk him up like the next Jordan when he does anything remotely awesome (which is 95% of the time) but when he doesn't win the game single handedly, you remind us how un-Jordan-like he is.

Please. Shut the hell up. This is 1 game. Let's talk about what he has and has not done after the series is over. There is nothing you can do or say that will change anything so sit back like the rest of us and stop spouting off against something you obviously know nothing about.

Bitches.

Wii Baseball Season 1 (Games 7-11)

2007-05-21T15:29:00.001-04:00

Here is the next round of games played over the weekend and today during my "lunch break."

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Biggest changes are Steve and Jenny taking over the RBI lead, Jenny with a huge grand slam in the 1st inning vs Theo. And, we also exercised some patience as Joe C, Stepho, Steve and Pat recorded a walk each. The win over Theo gave us the Pro status. Harrison, Louise and Joe C seem to be struggling at the plate, and Joe C in the field recording the only errors allowed. Cat still has only played one game and has only had one at bat. Pat has played the most positions, while Ed has played either Catcher or 2B in his 4 games.

And anyone curious on why there are two numbers in Norris' ERA, the reason is because I calculated it normally (Runs x 9 Innings / Innings pitched), but because Wii Baseball only goes to 3 innings max, I also ran it with that in mind (Runs x 3 Innings / Innings pitched). I'm surprised that Norris hasn't let up any home runs and only 2 fly balls in 11 games. Its either a Ground Ball or a Strike Out. That's like the Greg Maddux of Wii Baseball.

And that's it. I'm assuming that the Championship game will be either the next one or the following one.

Wii Baseball Season 1 (Games 1-6)

2007-05-19T13:44:00.000-04:00

Ok. I will never deny how lame I actually am. I spend a good portion of my day alone, with 2 cats, a dog, a lot of coffee, and a Wii. So, without further adieu, my recent fight against boredom:

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Pistons, who?

2007-05-19T08:47:00.000-04:00

Its almost poetic: we're facing the Pistons in the Eastern Conference finals. Almost, because its going to suck for Detroit when we kick their ass. But, nonetheless, we tired you out last year, now we're going for the kill.

Today's Fortune

2007-05-18T21:07:00.000-04:00

"Ok, so my fortune says, 'Pork' Zhu-rou."

"That's not your fortune."

"Oh, well... then my fortune is 'Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door' - in bed."

"Uhm, what?"

"Yeah."

"Why don't you go with pork, then."

The Office: Season Finale

2007-05-18T07:30:00.001-04:00

Ok. So, I liked the episode. If anyone watched the BBC version of this show, this episode parallels with that one. Michael (the boss) sells his condo and makes adjustments for his life based on the idea that he will get a job in corporate before the interview and then doesn't get the job. Karen gives Jim basically the ultimatum. But also suggests that she is leaving no matter what, and so he leaves the interview to go back to the office to see Pam. They imply he just left Karen there without telling her, which is really awful considering she is in New York and 3 hours away from their Scranton office.

So, this is what I think will happen. Jim and Pam have their date. It goes well. They start to date, but Karen is there to create the conflict. I don't think they'll write her chraracter off like they did in the BBC version. They can't. Because, then the series would be over because there wouldn't be anything standing in their way of getting together. But she'll come back and make it known that she doesn't like Pam and boom, conflict. I don't know how they're going to play him leaving her in New York. Maybe they talked about it, he said he was sick or something. Or, maybe he just left. Its all possible.

Ryan got the job, so he's leaving. Meaning Kelly will be down and sad, etc. My prediction is that the next office relationship will be Andy and Kelly. Why? Because Angela hates Kelly and everyone (besides Kelly) knows this. Angela and Dwight are together, and Dwight and Andy don't get along. So, it would work out perfectly. Unless they bring in a new temp. And its a new season, so you figure they will have to bring in a new character.

And that is my thought. Wow. I hope I don't sound as annoying as those people who talk about the soap operas, where the dude was killed, but then comes back as his evil twin, and then gets a face transplant because the actor left but they didn't want to kill the character. You know, that guy.

Barry Bonds

2007-05-18T07:23:00.000-04:00

If he did use steroids and its publicly known, why is he continuing to play going for the home run record? If he is cleared of it, then can we just shut up and let him do what he has set out to do? Either he's innocent or just pull him out. This walking-the-line business is annoying.

Rhombus!

2007-05-17T21:29:00.000-04:00

[joecwik.com]: Rhombus!

Wii Fitness Score

2007-05-17T21:11:00.000-04:00

My Wii fitness score today was 28. Its been almost 2 weeks since I've played, so I suppose that's what happens. But, at least I'm not in my 60s like Harrison and Catherine were.

The Life and Times of Angry Chad, Episode 1

2007-05-17T20:25:00.000-04:00

[The scene opens up at some dark room. You can't see anything, except you know that you are in front of a door as you can see the light coming through the seams. You can hear some muffled music in the background, so its like a party or something. You hear footsteps from the otherside of the door.]

Scratchy-voiced man - "Dude, I am totally wasted."

Softer, younger man voice - "Yeah, its cool man. Here, just lay down here and relax. You are pretty drunk and need to rest before you get sick."

Scratchy-voiced man - "Oh, man - dude, you're crazy. I'm totally fine."

Softer, younger man voice - "Ah, man - I'm sorry. But hey, why don't you stay here anyway, dude. Just lay down, look at a book or something."

Scratchy-voiced man - "Woah, its okay dude. I'm kind of tired anyways. Yeah, I'll take a bit of a powernap, man."

[You hear footsteps and another door closing. Then, you just hear some more footsteps and someone moving things around the room. Like, exploring and such. The scratchy-voiced man walks to the door and starts to open it. Its Outlaw Biker. The shot changes to behind Biker and he's staring at Dress, who is hanging up. He smiles.]

Outlaw Biker - "Well would you look at this. How you doing? Shoot..."

Dress - "..."

Outlaw Biker - "This your room?"

Dress - "..."

[Biker laughs.]

Outlaw Biker - "Awesome party down there."

Dress - "..."

[Biker looks around and then back at Dress.]

Outlaw Biker - "So, what are your plans for the rest of the night?"

Dress - "..."

Outlaw Biker - "Oh, well - you just look a bit lonely, maybe you need some... company?"

Dress - "..."

Outlaw Biker - "Heh, yeah?"

Dress - "..."

[He reaches over and flicks a light switch so the whole room goes dark. You then hear the door close.]

Outlaw Biker - "My name is Biker by the way. Wanted to get the formality out of the way.

[Scene fades.]

-----

[The scene opens up much later in the evening. The scene is dark. A door opens and sheds SOME light in, but not a lot. There are footsteps. Then, another door opens.]

Muffled man-voice - What the...

[Just then, the light flicks on and there is a drunken Outlaw Biker, totally naked, covered with a wrinkled Dress.]

Outlaw Biker - What are you doing man... close the fucking door.

[The scene pans back and its a dark-skinned, bald, business-casually dressed gentlemen wearing glasses.]

Outlaw Biker - Who are you?

[The camera swings around and you see that its some crazy, angrly looking guy. He has a name tag that says "Chad." He starts to look more and more angry, starting to vibrate in hate... and then, finally with clenched fists he opens his mouth.]

Angry Chad - This makes me... ANNNGGGGRERRYYRYYY!!!

[Scene fades.]

Dinosaurs and the Wii

2007-05-17T19:48:00.000-04:00

How awesome is it that right now, I'm watching Season 1 of "Dinosaurs" on my Wii. Thank you, Harrison. Now, I have something to watch other then what's on my DVR. All though, now almost 15 years since it originally aired, its very annoying to hear Baby because I keep picturing Elmo. Ugh.