The Life and Times of Angry Chad, Episode 2

[The scene opens up inside a coffee shop. There are 2 people talking rather loudly and laughing at whatever jokes are flying back and forth. The camera focuses on their conversation.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Dude, did you hear what Thug Warrior said this week?"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "No, what did he say."

[The longer-haired gentlemen stands up and extends his arms out like he's a big body builder. He drops his voice a few tones lower then his normal voice.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "I WONS TO KNOW WHEN THE HIGH STAKES IS I DONT KNOW BECAUSE THE OFFICAL COMAPNY LINE FOR THE EVENT SAYS UPCOMEING AND UP0COMING COULSD BE ANYTIME IT COULD BE IN TWO MINTUES OR TWO DAYS OR TWO WEEKS AND IF I DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN THE DAMN EVENT IS THEN HOW DO I SUOPOSED TO BEAT MINE OPPONENT?!?"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha! No way he said that."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He totally did man."

[They share another hardy laugh.]

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Man, that's crazy. Didn't he go to WrestlingMidwest.com? Its listed on the home page."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Well... obviously not."

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha, man. Do that impression again. That was awesome!"

[The Longer-haired gentlemen stands back up and bulks out his arms and once again lowers his voice.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "IT COULD BE IN TWO MINTUES OR TWO DAYS OR TWO WEEKS AND IF I DONT EVEN KNOW WHEN THE DAMN EVENT IS THEN HOW DO I SUOPOSED TO BEAT MINE OPPONENT?!?"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha!"

Longer-haired gentlemen - "I KNOW THAT CANT NO BODY STOP THIS THUG WHEN IM GOING THROUGH TOWN SO LISTEN UP ANGRY CHAD I WILL BOOT YOU IN THE HEAD LIKE YOU ARNT NOTHING TO ME BECUAS EYOU AINT NOTHING TO THIS THUG. IM GOING TO KEEP IT REAL WITH YOU, YOU HAVE NO CHANGE IN HELL OF BEATIN ME!!!"

Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Dude. That was totally Thug Warrior. I could just invision him saying that."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He totally did, man."

[At that point, it gets a bit quiet as they sip their cafe lattes. The longer-haired gentlemen looks around. The sloppily-dressed gentlemen just realizes how unbelievably sloppy he has dressed that day and decides to tuck in his shirt and straighten up a bit.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Oh, by the way. Did you hear what happened to Chad last week?"

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "No, what happened, man?"

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He was in that tournament over in PAW. The one for David Yoder."

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Oh, how'd he do?"

Longer-haired gentlemen - "He lost. First round. Yeah, it totally sucked."

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Man, I don't know about Chad. He just seems so... apathetic."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "You think he's apathetic?"

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Well, I mean..."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "'cause I totally think he's super pissed all of the time."

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Yeah, I guess he is pretty angry."

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Yeah, I could totally picture him now, if he were here, listening to this conversation. He'd go..."

[At that point, he jumps up, beefs out his arms again like a body builder and lowers his voice.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "That makes me... ANNGGRRYYYY!!!"

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "Haha, no man. That's not it. Its like this..."

[At that point, the second guy stands up, beefs out his arms and lowers his voice in exactly the same way.]

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "That makes me... ANNGGRRYYYY!!!"

[The longer-haired gentlemen stops and thinks about it for a second.]

Slightly less-Sloppily-dressed gentlemen - "You know... more ANNGGRRYYYY!!!"

[The longer-haired gentlemen nods and they both sit down again.]

Longer-haired gentlemen - "Yeah, I guess you're right about that."

[They sip their lattes again as the scene fades.]