The Life and Times of Angry Chad, Episode 1

[The scene opens up at some dark room. You can't see anything, except you know that you are in front of a door as you can see the light coming through the seams. You can hear some muffled music in the background, so its like a party or something. You hear footsteps from the otherside of the door.]

Scratchy-voiced man - "Dude, I am totally wasted."

Softer, younger man voice - "Yeah, its cool man. Here, just lay down here and relax. You are pretty drunk and need to rest before you get sick."

Scratchy-voiced man - "Oh, man - dude, you're crazy. I'm totally fine."

Softer, younger man voice - "Ah, man - I'm sorry. But hey, why don't you stay here anyway, dude. Just lay down, look at a book or something."

Scratchy-voiced man - "Woah, its okay dude. I'm kind of tired anyways. Yeah, I'll take a bit of a powernap, man."

[You hear footsteps and another door closing. Then, you just hear some more footsteps and someone moving things around the room. Like, exploring and such. The scratchy-voiced man walks to the door and starts to open it. Its Outlaw Biker. The shot changes to behind Biker and he's staring at Dress, who is hanging up. He smiles.]

Outlaw Biker - "Well would you look at this. How you doing? Shoot..."

Dress - "..."

Outlaw Biker - "This your room?"

Dress - "..."

[Biker laughs.]

Outlaw Biker - "Awesome party down there."

Dress - "..."

[Biker looks around and then back at Dress.]

Outlaw Biker - "So, what are your plans for the rest of the night?"

Dress - "..."

Outlaw Biker - "Oh, well - you just look a bit lonely, maybe you need some... company?"

Dress - "..."

Outlaw Biker - "Heh, yeah?"

Dress - "..."

[He reaches over and flicks a light switch so the whole room goes dark. You then hear the door close.]

Outlaw Biker - "My name is Biker by the way. Wanted to get the formality out of the way.

[Scene fades.]

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[The scene opens up much later in the evening. The scene is dark. A door opens and sheds SOME light in, but not a lot. There are footsteps. Then, another door opens.]

Muffled man-voice - What the...

[Just then, the light flicks on and there is a drunken Outlaw Biker, totally naked, covered with a wrinkled Dress.]

Outlaw Biker - What are you doing man... close the fucking door.

[The scene pans back and its a dark-skinned, bald, business-casually dressed gentlemen wearing glasses.]

Outlaw Biker - Who are you?

[The camera swings around and you see that its some crazy, angrly looking guy. He has a name tag that says "Chad." He starts to look more and more angry, starting to vibrate in hate... and then, finally with clenched fists he opens his mouth.]

Angry Chad - This makes me... ANNNGGGGRERRYYRYYY!!!

[Scene fades.]